urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ohforcrying Oh, for crying- ! Oh, for crying- ! 2008-06-28T21:06:57Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ohforcrying:25984 2006-12-01T20:55:35Z 2008-06-28T21:06:57Z Why are you even here? This journal has been abandoned for ages. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ohforcrying:22070 2005-10-18T06:42:50Z 2005-10-18T06:42:50Z I visited the River Styx today.<br />It was nice. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ohforcrying:20054 2005-10-12T06:55:14Z 2006-12-01T20:42:23Z Brittany said to put her in an entry.<br /><b>kksmiley14:</b> well like when you write an entry be like i talked to brittany today<br />So yeah! Ta-daa. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ohforcrying:17343 2005-10-07T08:33:49Z 2008-06-28T20:53:42Z <u><b>acrasial</b></u> <i>adj</i> 1851 -1851<br />ill-regulated; ill-tempered<br />The acrasial judge was known for her rants against younger lawyers.<br /><br />acrasial@gmail.com urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ohforcrying:16837 2005-10-06T19:41:31Z 2005-10-07T08:04:38Z I got this e-mail today...<br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br />No 0871 Eletrnal Aveune City<br />johannesburg South Africa<br /><br />Hello,<br /><br />I want to transfer ($125,000.000.00 USD) One Hundred &<br />Twenty five million United States Dollars from a Prime Bank here<br />in South Africa to an oversea account.First, I must solicit your strictest<br />confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of it's nature as being<br />utterly confidential. I am sure and have confidence of your<br />ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude.<br /><br />I solicit your assistance to enable us transfer the said amount into<br />your safe account for unward investment.You can either provide us with<br />an existing account or to set up a new Bank account immediately to<br />receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as<br />long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this important<br />business trusting in you and believing that you will never let me down<br />either now or in<br />future.<br /><br />I am the personal account officer to the great late<br />INDUSTRIALIST who has an account in one of the top banks here in South<br />Africa. The account was opened in 1998 and he died in 2003 without<br />a written or oral WILL and since 2003 nobody has operated on this account<br />again hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out<br />urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.<br /><br />The owner of this account is a foreigner and no other person knows<br />about this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other<br />beneficiary and until his death he was the manager of the company.My<br />investigation through the National immigration department proved to me as<br />well that he was single as at the time of his entry into the Republic of<br />South Africa. The amount in this account is USD$125 Million ( One<br />Hundred & Twenty five Million United States Dollars )<br />only.<br /><br /><br />As a matter of fact, I have decided to transfer this<br />fund abroad for investment. Your assistance as a foreigner is<br />necessary because the management of the bank will welcome any foreigner who<br />has correct information to this account which I will give to you<br />immediately, if you are interested to do this business with me.There<br />is no risk in this business. With my position and my personal contact<br />with the manager of the bank, the money can be transferred to any<br />account you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact<br />pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing.<br /><br /><br />We will start the first transfer with Twenty five<br />million [$25,000.000]. Upon successful transfer without any<br />disappointment from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the<br />remaining<br />balance of $100 Million to your account. I am only contacting you as a<br />foreigner<br />because this money can not be approved to a local person here,<br />but can only be approved to any foreigner who has the correct<br />information of the account which I will provide for you.<br /><br />The informations will be as follows..<br /><br />Bank Name..<br />Bank Address..<br />A/C Name...<br />A/C Number.....<br />Swift Code No...<br />Phone numbers home and office...<br /><br /><br />So you should provide me with your correct account details and your<br />phone numbers, where you will like the fund to be transferred or you can<br />set up a new account for the transfer even an empty account is ok. At<br />the conclussion of the transfer you will take 35%,5%<br />will be for any expenses both parties incurred in the process of this<br />business and the remaining 60% will be for me. As soon as I hear from<br />you and upon your strong assurance that you will not let me down once<br />the fund goes into your account I will then start the processing of the<br />transfer of the fund to your account without further delay.<br /><br />Contact me urgently via email (pat1030colo@latinmail.com) for further<br />details.<br /><br />Thanks. Yours Faithfully,<br /><br />Mr.Patrick Colombo. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ohforcrying:15573 2005-09-30T08:47:50Z 2008-06-28T20:54:27Z Within You - David Bowie (Labyrinth) <b>"Meet 20 men with a single dick!"</b><br /><br />Or so the e-mail seemed to read.<br />Further investigation showed that dick was actually 'click'.